what the heck

no MD was not there I will completely ignore that fucking picture damn it

So because MD was lost she didn't see anything and instead wandered around trying to find her god damned friends while they fucking shagged. A bit later she found them staring awkwardly at each other and was like "Yo what's up."





motherfuckers

"I was shit? All you did was just fucking stand ther-" Convel heard a noise and saw MD "Oh hey MD you're back that's great alright now all we need to do is find a  lake." he was relieved she hadn't shown up earlier.

Jewelz was about to say something in reply but then MD turned up, thankfully now rather than earlier. "Okay so if you follow me though these trees there should be a lake I think. Hehe Lake. I don't know if that's the actual name or if I just made it up but there's something telling me that that's what it's called. I've talked for too long, let's just get this over with." Jewelz walked through the trees and there was definitely a lake there. "MD, get in the water."

"What? Why should I get in there?" MD asked Jelz while glancing at the lake "YOU get in there."

"MD you have been acused of renouncing the great and all mighty flying spaghettii monster by entering the Devil's service and now you must enter the water to see if you are guilty! Convel said while slowly approaching her.

"Um, ok," was all Jewelz could think of saying. She wasn't really sure what Convel was going on about so she just decided to stand to the side and let him do whatever he wanted.

"Whoa whoa whoa what? I never did such thing why the hell would you say that? I'm heart broken now" MD replied with a heart broken face "But fine if you insist I will do that" she then put a paw in the water "See? Jeez such hostility."

well fuck me sideways how did we manage to kill off this pack again?

that is some skill right there we are such losers

mate yOURE a fuckin loser

im amazing

cyBERbULLYING

JEWELZ IS A BULLY DO NOT TRUST HER

um excuse u i am the NICEST PERSON EVER

LIEEEEEEESSSSSS FILTHY LIES

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

MoonPie wrote:

LIEEEEEEESSSSSS FILTHY LIES

[Terrible Lie by NIN plays in the background]

also

*stares at ass* excellent bottom

MD fight me

ok

i cant imagine us ever fighting like
what would we even fight over

cheeseburgers? idk

Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!

did u just

did u just copy Jessie's words

how did you know

have you memorised everything here

yes

CONVEL stops far in the distance, and watches SASUKE for a moment, a small smile tugging on her lips. "I'll miss you."she mutters to herself and leaves to say goodbye to the others.